May 2013
(*) The Only Magic Left is Art: Terrible Twenties →
rodneybrown:
Terrible Twenties
I feel like all of the important life lessons I was told I would eventually learn when I was younger keep on creeping back into the forefront of my life trying to testify - continually trying to plea their case.
“It’ll be a long time before you know…
colormecrimson:
twitturds:
Did I Already Reblog That? the musical
Featuring the hit song, “Probably, But I Don’t Care.”
onefitmodel:
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
fivegum:
I WANT TO EAT 90 COOKIES
norsegays:
“tumblr should have its own island!!!!!!!!”
April 2013
me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok
thecompanionsdoctor:
My week is basically:
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday
